Farmer Ted's thought process

Farmer Ted's godson's 3rd birthday is this weekend. However an actual celebration will be postponed until July, to which Farmer Ted had this comic response:

I hope you are not planning to delay Cosmo’s actual birthday because I happen to know that he is counting down the days until he is able to legally visit the Cactus (and Graineys at 1 AM, of course). Presently, we are at 6573. This would be very disappointing to him and would force him to go to the black market for Cactus-entrance credentials (Nevada or otherwise).

On the other hand, delaying a birthday would be pretty sweet to me. I propose that I will delay my next birthday until 2491, which, not coincidentally, is the same date the Buck Rogers emerged from some sort of stasis on the TV show named after him.

Decisions

When deciding between Midget Wrestling and basketball normally the decision would be easy, anything but basketball. When deciding between Farmer Ted's godson, Cosmo, at the basketball game and midget wrestling the decision became more difficult. Its not everyday that such fine artistic performances visit Idaho. What should I choose?

Basketball. However I was not allowed to wear Farmer Ted's letterman's jacket to the game. And I was not allowed to bring books or crafts or toys. Although I did get lucky in that Cosmo played his harmonica during halftime. It was the best harmonica playing from a 2.5 year old I've ever heard! Beat that midget wrestling!